Monday, December 19

in the classifieds

while browsing the classifieds online, i came across this:

Bargains



12/17/2005
DEPENDS, SIZE large. $8 each, 4 for $30. Call ------------.


"Um, yeah, I'm calling about the Depends? Yeah, I just need one, so can I just swing by your place later today and grab that? No no, I'm sure one pair will be enough. Well, the ad says they're Large, right? Yeah, then I'm sure that'll be fine."

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

*high whistle, slowly descending. one eyebrow raised.

people are awesome.

2:54 PM  
Blogger gur8 said...

you are a nerd. i hate when people asterisk their body language.

7:33 PM  

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